"It wasn't even softball — it was T-ball. Instead of possibly juxtaposing his hypocrisy regarding the sanctity of marriage or the kettle (Newt) calling the pot (impeachment-era Bill Clinton) a kettle, John King appeared to be on the take for Team Gingrich."
"Speaking of juxtaposition (great word), compare King's amateur play to the consummate pro performance of NBC News' Brian Williams on Monday night: same four debaters, same Republican audience, but with a competent, confident, fully professional referee. Brian encouraged civility and intelligence. John gave us The Jerry Springer Show. Brian Williams brought fairness and enforced the rules to keep the audience from becoming a factor. John King let 'Leaping Larry Shane' win the Big Time Wrestling match (as usual), and the crowd went wild." (continued)

WARNING: Every effort has been made to establish a thematic relationship between each article and its companion audio/video tracks. However, some associations are more apparent than others. And some are simply an excuse to show off our self-perceived, finely tuned erudite humor.
Follow our journey through the 2012 election year trials and tribulations, peaks and pits, debates and debacles, soliloquys and super Pacs, Mitts and Micheles, flips and flops ... that's it - we're out of consonant pairs.
(Other News: Bear defecates in woodland area supporting an understory of shrubs, herbs, or grasses)
(… as opposed to all the other times he opens his mouth.)
(— nod to Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog)
The Debt Ceiling Negotiations
Defending the Indefensible
Bin Laden hated golf.
Republican Presidential Field Officially 100% Amish
(Oh yeah: Five other candidates ran and received votes; yada, yada …)
(Crocodile Reputation)
A True "Culture of Life"
"You never listen to me." "What?"
"It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the entire world" (— Stuart Smalley).
CAUTION! The word "bastard" appears several times.